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I will probably go with the Horse Meat...
 
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Youth is wasted on the young........................

Blimey, that jury service has made me <!--if gte mso 9>
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#13 ·
Love Stallion said:
Before people start getting all lemon i shall point out that the pic i posted was an actual pic advertising drink in my local Sainsbury's a few years back and not a Photoshop attempt at smut.

Never doubted it or the original one were genuine just doubted the 'need' to post it. I only looked as I thought it was a post about shopping for Mokkas. Edited by: AlyG
 
#18 ·
DietCokeBloke said:
Ah but it's in the Idle Chat section, for non Mokka stuff.

The odd one or two bit of smut doesn't hurt. 
Yep ok I acknowledge that. I will go away from Idle Chat Chat and grab a coffee in the Waiting Room
 
#19 ·
Love Stallion said:
Maybe wash it down with........ 
 
I'm amazed that drink was so cheap!

How many 'innocent kids' are there, and how DO you get the juice out of them? Large mangle, Grape press?

As a disclaimer I offer these quotes...

"All smut is in the mind of the audience""�
""�I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way""�
 
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